Stealth vs Wicker Man


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StatStealthWicker Man
Height205 ft72 ft
Speed80 mph43 mph
Inversions00
Throughputest.1000 rph952 rph
Build Costest.22.1 $m21.3 $m
Vintage20062018

Vintage is the reversed stat — the older ride wins. Every number here is the same one printed on the card; see /methodology for how Build Cost and Throughput are sourced.

The verdict

Stealth sweeps every comparable stat. There is no line on the card where Wicker Man is the better pick, so the only way this duel turns is on who calls the stat.

Stealth is a steel Accelerator Coaster coaster at Thorpe Park, GB, built by Intamin. Wicker Man is a wooden Wooden coaster with fire-effect pass-throughs coaster at Alton Towers, GB, built by Great Coasters International.

Both are in GB, which puts them in the same conversation for anyone planning a trip there.

Stat by stat

  • Height goes to Stealth at 205 ft against 72 ft — more than double.
  • Speed goes to Stealth at 80 mph against 43 mph — nearly double.
  • Inversions splits them not at all: both read 0.
  • Throughput goes to Stealth at 1,000 rph against 952 rph — ahead by a whisker.
  • Build Cost goes to Stealth at 22.1 $m against 21.3 $m — ahead by a whisker.
  • 12 years separate them, and because Vintage rewards age it is Stealth (2006) that banks the point, not Wicker Man (2018).

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