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2 full sets · 1 mini-set · 334 cards · next set in 3 days

Every card a real ride, every stat the truth. Pull packs, fill your album, swap your spares, and duel your friends — live, or a turn a day — on five honest battle stats: height, speed, inversions, throughput, and vintage, the reversed stat where an old woodie's 1927 gets you further than you'd think.

Start collecting How duels work
Free · forever · no cash-out Got an invite? You both get a free pack.
  • Wicker Man — Wooden coaster with fire-effect pass-throughs, Alton Towers
    B4 · World Icons
    GB flag
    Wicker Man
    Alton Towers · GB · Wooden coaster with fire-effect pass-throughs, 2018
    UNOFFICIAL · NOT PARK-ENDORSED PHOTO · WL2018 · CC BY-SA 4.0 · via Wikimedia Commons
    Height 72 ft
    Speed 43 mph
    Inversions 0
    Throughput 952est. rph
    Build Cost $21.3est. m
    Vintage 2018
    RARE
    № 16/150
    “They brought wood back to Britain, and lit it in Staffordshire.”
  • Icon — Double Launch Coaster, Blackpool Pleasure Beach
    B5 · World Icons
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    Icon
    Blackpool Pleasure Beach · GB · Double Launch Coaster, 2018
    UNOFFICIAL · NOT PARK-ENDORSED PHOTO · PHOTO · @zgl
    Height 89 ft
    Speed 53 mph
    Inversions 1
    Throughput 1,000est. rph
    Build Cost $21.6est. m
    Vintage 2018
    RARE
    № 17/150
    “Blackpool threads new steel through its splendid old Pleasure Beach.”
  • Nemesis Reborn — Inverted Coaster (full retrack of 1994 Nemesis), Alton Towers
    B1 · World Icons
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    Nemesis Reborn
    Alton Towers · GB · Inverted Coaster (full retrack of 1994 Nemesis), 2024
    UNOFFICIAL · NOT PARK-ENDORSED PHOTO · Hanna- · CC BY-SA 2.0 · via Wikimedia Commons
    Height 43 ft
    Speed 50 mph
    Inversions 4
    Throughput 1,200est. rph
    Build Cost $15.2est. m
    Vintage 2024
    LEGENDARY
    № 13/150
    “The Staffordshire pit is remade, and the old roar returns.”
  • Taron — LSM Blitz Coaster, Phantasialand
    F15 · World Icons
    DE flag
    Taron
    Phantasialand · DE · LSM Blitz Coaster, 2016
    UNOFFICIAL · NOT PARK-ENDORSED PHOTO · Martin Lewison from Forest Hills, NY, U.S.A. · CC BY-SA 2.0 · via Wikimedia Commons
    Height 98 ft
    Speed 73 mph
    Inversions 0
    Throughput 1,200est. rph
    Build Cost $28est. m
    Vintage 2016
    LEGENDARY
    № 87/150
    “In Klugheim’s gorge, the second launch arrives like summer thunder.”
  • Steel Vengeance — IBox Track (Mean Streak conversion), Cedar Point
    D1 · World Icons
    US flag
    Steel Vengeance
    Cedar Point · US · IBox Track (Mean Streak conversion), 2018
    UNOFFICIAL · NOT PARK-ENDORSED PHOTO · Owen1904 · CC BY-SA 4.0 · via Wikimedia Commons
    Height 205 ft
    Speed 74 mph
    Inversions 4
    Throughput 1,200est. rph
    Build Cost $20est. m
    Vintage 2018
    LEGENDARY
    № 45/150
    “At Frontier Town, old timbers found a grander railway.”
  • Millennium Force — Giga Coaster, Cedar Point
    A1 · World Icons
    US flag
    Millennium Force
    Cedar Point · US · Giga Coaster, 2000
    UNOFFICIAL · NOT PARK-ENDORSED PHOTO · Jeremy Thompson · CC BY 2.0 · via Wikimedia Commons
    Height 310 ft
    Speed 93 mph
    Inversions 0
    Throughput 1,300est. rph
    Build Cost $25est. m
    Vintage 2000
    LEGENDARY
    № 1/150· Shiny
    “A cable lift carries you where the Lake Erie shore grows small.”

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A world of things to do and see

Pull. Trade. Duel.

Every card is a real ride with real numbers. No pay-to-win, no blind exploitation — the odds are printed right on the pack, just like the good old days never did.

Pull with printed odds

A free card every day, packs you earn by playing, and pull rates published on the Odds page — every rarity, every shiny, down to the decimal. Collect all of it without spending a penny.

The Pack Shelf: the Standard Pack and the regional packs, each with its rip-open art, card count and price in coins.

Duel on five true stats

Height, speed, inversions, throughput and vintage — where older rides score higher. Build cost is printed on the card for the record, never played. Duel anyone over 24 hours, or live when they're here now.

A Fury 325 card at macro scale, showing all six printed stat rows and a hand-drawn ring calling out the height and speed numbers.

Creds count rides, not spend

Your Creds score is the number of unique rides in your collection, not raw pulls — breadth over spend, same as real credit-counting. Legendaries get a gold edge.

The collection shelf: one postcard album per live set, each with how much of it is filled.
A Fury 325 trading card photographed close up: six printed stat rows, hand-drawn ink rings circling the height and speed numbers, a gold LEGENDARY stamp, and the flavour line along the bottom edge.
Fury 325 · Legendary — every stat printed, nothing hidden behind a tap. Photo: Jeremy Thompson · CC BY 2.0 · Wikimedia Commons

Five battle stats

  • HeightHow tall it stands, in feet.
  • SpeedTop speed, in mph.
  • InversionsHow many times you go upside down.
  • ThroughputRiders per hour the ride actually clears.
  • VintageYear it opened — reversed: the older ride wins.

Build cost is printed on the card too — what it cost to build, in millions — for the record. It is never played in a duel.

Built for actually playing, not just pulling

Your album. Your collection. Your daily card.

Every shot below is the real product, not a mockup — and every one of these screens works the same on a phone, because that's where most of you will actually be playing.

A set's album open on a desktop screen: a themed page of real-photo cards, with what is left to finish it and the coins it pays.
The same album, open on a phone.

Fill the album

Cards slot into themed pages with the empty frames dashed in — finish one and you're paid a Quest Pack plus a coin reward.

The collection shelf on a desktop screen: one postcard album per set, each with how much of it is filled.
The same collection shelf, open on a phone.

Every ride you've caught

One album per set, and every ride counted toward Creds the moment it's yours — breadth over spend.

The signed-in home screen: a duel waiting on your move, today's card claimed with the streak, and the way into your collection and duels.
The same home screen, open on a phone.

One card, every day

Today's free card waits on the pack shelf every day. Open it, and keep your streak going.

Wish you were here

The Promise, on a postcard.

Greetings from the lift hill…

No cash-out. No pay-to-win.
No small print tricks.

Every card is obtainable without payment. Odds are published and honoured. Trades are collector-to-collector, never a marketplace with a house cut — and there is no way to turn cards into cash, ever. thoozie is built for the love of rides, and it stays that way.

Read the full Promise, the Odds tables, and the stat Methodology — links in every footer, always one click away.

— the thoozie crew
What's in the park

The sets

334 cards across two full sets and a mini-set, every one of them reachable without paying.

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No invite needed. Sign up and a fifteen-card Welcome Pack is yours on the spot, with two more packs to open over your first two days — and every card after that can be reached without paying.

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Three Legendary cards fanned out — Fury 325, Kingda Ka and Millennium Force — each showing its foil edge.
Three Legendaries: Fury 325, Kingda Ka and Millennium Force. Photos: Jeremy Thompson · CC BY 2.0 (Fury 325, Millennium Force); Coasterman1234 at English Wikipedia · CC BY-SA 3.0 (Kingda Ka) · Wikimedia Commons