Nemesis Reborn vs The Smiler


card comparison

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StatNemesis RebornThe Smiler
Height43 ft98 ft
Speed50 mph53 mph
Inversions414
Throughputest.1200 rph1050 rph
Build Costest.15.2 $m28.1 $m
Vintage20242013

Vintage is the reversed stat — the older ride wins. Every number here is the same one printed on the card; see /methodology for how Build Cost and Throughput are sourced.

The verdict

The Smiler takes it 5–1, and the 1 Nemesis Reborn does win is the whole of its case.

Nemesis Reborn is a steel Inverted Coaster (full retrack of 1994 Nemesis) coaster at Alton Towers, GB, built by Bolliger & Mabillard. The Smiler is a steel Infinity Coaster coaster at Alton Towers, GB, built by Gerstlauer.

Both live at Alton Towers, so this is a comparison you can settle on foot in an afternoon — and one the park itself has to answer every time someone asks which to queue for first.

Both are steel-track, so nothing here is the usual steel-versus-wood argument in disguise.

Stat by stat

  • Height goes to The Smiler at 98 ft against 43 ft — more than double.
  • Speed goes to The Smiler at 53 mph against 50 mph — ahead by a whisker.
  • The Smiler takes Inversions 14 to 4.
  • Throughput goes to Nemesis Reborn at 1,200 rph against 1,050 rph — clearly ahead.
  • Build Cost goes to The Smiler at 28.1 $m against 15.2 $m — nearly double.
  • 11 years separate them, and because Vintage rewards age it is The Smiler (2013) that banks the point, not Nemesis Reborn (2024).

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