Grand National vs Spinball Whizzer


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StatGrand NationalSpinball Whizzer
Height62 ft56 ft
Speed45 mph37 mph
Inversions00
Throughputest.720 rph950 rph
Build Costest.0.2 $m6.4 $m
Vintage19352004

Vintage is the reversed stat — the older ride wins. Every number here is the same one printed on the card; see /methodology for how Build Cost and Throughput are sourced.

The verdict

Grand National shades it 3–2. Close enough that calling the wrong stat hands the round over.

Grand National is a wooden Möbius-loop racing wooden coaster coaster at Blackpool Pleasure Beach, GB, built by Charlie Paige (in-house). Spinball Whizzer is a steel Spinning Coaster (pinball theme) coaster at Alton Towers, GB, built by Maurer Rides.

Both are in GB, which puts them in the same conversation for anyone planning a trip there.

Stat by stat

  • Height goes to Grand National at 62 ft against 56 ft — clearly ahead.
  • Speed goes to Grand National at 45 mph against 37 mph — well clear.
  • Inversions splits them not at all: both read 0.
  • Throughput goes to Spinball Whizzer at 950 rph against 720 rph — well clear.
  • Build Cost goes to Spinball Whizzer at 6.4 $m against 0.2 $m — in another class entirely.
  • Grand National predates Spinball Whizzer by 69 years — 1935 against 2004 — and on the one stat where old beats new, that is decisive.

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