The Smiler vs The Swarm


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StatThe SmilerThe Swarm
Height98 ft127 ft
Speed53 mph59 mph
Inversions144
Throughputest.1050 rph1600 rph
Build Costest.28.1 $m31.8 $m
Vintage20132012

Vintage is the reversed stat — the older ride wins. Every number here is the same one printed on the card; see /methodology for how Build Cost and Throughput are sourced.

The verdict

The Swarm takes it 5–1, and the 1 The Smiler does win is the whole of its case.

The Smiler is a steel Infinity Coaster coaster at Alton Towers, GB, built by Gerstlauer. The Swarm is a steel Wing Coaster coaster at Thorpe Park, GB, built by Bolliger & Mabillard.

Both are in GB, which puts them in the same conversation for anyone planning a trip there.

Both are steel-track, so nothing here is the usual steel-versus-wood argument in disguise.

They are near-contemporaries — 2012 and 2013 — so they were competing for the same riders when they opened.

Stat by stat

  • Height goes to The Swarm at 127 ft against 98 ft — well clear.
  • Speed goes to The Swarm at 59 mph against 53 mph — clearly ahead.
  • The Smiler takes Inversions 14 to 4.
  • Throughput goes to The Swarm at 1,600 rph against 1,050 rph — a long way clear.
  • Build Cost goes to The Swarm at 31.8 $m against 28.1 $m — clearly ahead.
  • The Swarm (2012) beats The Smiler (2013) to Vintage by a single season.

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