Grand National vs Wicker Man


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StatGrand NationalWicker Man
Height62 ft72 ft
Speed45 mph43 mph
Inversions00
Throughputest.720 rph952 rph
Build Costest.0.2 $m21.3 $m
Vintage19352018

Vintage is the reversed stat — the older ride wins. Every number here is the same one printed on the card; see /methodology for how Build Cost and Throughput are sourced.

The verdict

Wicker Man shades it 3–2. Close enough that calling the wrong stat hands the round over.

Grand National is a wooden Möbius-loop racing wooden coaster coaster at Blackpool Pleasure Beach, GB, built by Charlie Paige (in-house). Wicker Man is a wooden Wooden coaster with fire-effect pass-throughs coaster at Alton Towers, GB, built by Great Coasters International.

Both are in GB, which puts them in the same conversation for anyone planning a trip there.

Both are wooden-track, so nothing here is the usual steel-versus-wood argument in disguise.

Stat by stat

  • Height goes to Wicker Man at 72 ft against 62 ft — well clear.
  • Speed goes to Grand National at 45 mph against 43 mph — ahead by a whisker.
  • Inversions splits them not at all: both read 0.
  • Throughput goes to Wicker Man at 952 rph against 720 rph — well clear.
  • Build Cost goes to Wicker Man at 21.3 $m against 0.2 $m — in another class entirely.
  • Grand National predates Wicker Man by 83 years — 1935 against 2018 — and on the one stat where old beats new, that is decisive.

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