Grand National vs The Swarm


card comparison

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StatGrand NationalThe Swarm
Height62 ft127 ft
Speed45 mph59 mph
Inversions04
Throughputest.720 rph1600 rph
Build Costest.0.2 $m31.8 $m
Vintage19352012

Vintage is the reversed stat — the older ride wins. Every number here is the same one printed on the card; see /methodology for how Build Cost and Throughput are sourced.

The verdict

The Swarm takes it 5–1, and the 1 Grand National does win is the whole of its case.

Grand National is a wooden Möbius-loop racing wooden coaster coaster at Blackpool Pleasure Beach, GB, built by Charlie Paige (in-house). The Swarm is a steel Wing Coaster coaster at Thorpe Park, GB, built by Bolliger & Mabillard.

Both are in GB, which puts them in the same conversation for anyone planning a trip there.

Stat by stat

  • Height goes to The Swarm at 127 ft against 62 ft — more than double.
  • Speed goes to The Swarm at 59 mph against 45 mph — well clear.
  • The Swarm inverts 4 times against nothing at all from Grand National — the widest kind of gap there is on this stat.
  • Throughput goes to The Swarm at 1,600 rph against 720 rph — more than double.
  • Build Cost goes to The Swarm at 31.8 $m against 0.2 $m — in another class entirely.
  • Grand National predates The Swarm by 77 years — 1935 against 2012 — and on the one stat where old beats new, that is decisive.

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