Grand National vs The Smiler


card comparison

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StatGrand NationalThe Smiler
Height62 ft98 ft
Speed45 mph53 mph
Inversions014
Throughputest.720 rph1050 rph
Build Costest.0.2 $m28.1 $m
Vintage19352013

Vintage is the reversed stat — the older ride wins. Every number here is the same one printed on the card; see /methodology for how Build Cost and Throughput are sourced.

The verdict

The Smiler takes it 5–1, and the 1 Grand National does win is the whole of its case.

Grand National is a wooden Möbius-loop racing wooden coaster coaster at Blackpool Pleasure Beach, GB, built by Charlie Paige (in-house). The Smiler is a steel Infinity Coaster coaster at Alton Towers, GB, built by Gerstlauer.

Both are in GB, which puts them in the same conversation for anyone planning a trip there.

Stat by stat

  • Height goes to The Smiler at 98 ft against 62 ft — a long way clear.
  • Speed goes to The Smiler at 53 mph against 45 mph — well clear.
  • The Smiler inverts 14 times against nothing at all from Grand National — the widest kind of gap there is on this stat.
  • Throughput goes to The Smiler at 1,050 rph against 720 rph — a long way clear.
  • Build Cost goes to The Smiler at 28.1 $m against 0.2 $m — in another class entirely.
  • Grand National predates The Smiler by 78 years — 1935 against 2013 — and on the one stat where old beats new, that is decisive.

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