Grand National vs Megafobia


card comparison

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StatGrand NationalMegafobia
Height62 ft85 ft
Speed45 mph48 mph
Inversions00
Throughputest.720 rph850 rph
Build Costest.0.2 $m2.7 $m
Vintage19351996

Vintage is the reversed stat — the older ride wins. Every number here is the same one printed on the card; see /methodology for how Build Cost and Throughput are sourced.

The verdict

Megafobia takes it 4–1, and the 1 Grand National does win is the whole of its case.

Grand National is a wooden Möbius-loop racing wooden coaster coaster at Blackpool Pleasure Beach, GB, built by Charlie Paige (in-house). Megafobia is a wooden Wooden twister coaster at Oakwood Theme Park, GB, built by Custom Coasters International.

Both are in GB, which puts them in the same conversation for anyone planning a trip there.

Both are wooden-track, so nothing here is the usual steel-versus-wood argument in disguise.

Stat by stat

  • Height goes to Megafobia at 85 ft against 62 ft — a long way clear.
  • Speed goes to Megafobia at 48 mph against 45 mph — clearly ahead.
  • Inversions splits them not at all: both read 0.
  • Throughput goes to Megafobia at 850 rph against 720 rph — well clear.
  • Build Cost goes to Megafobia at 2.7 $m against 0.2 $m — in another class entirely.
  • Grand National predates Megafobia by 61 years — 1935 against 1996 — and on the one stat where old beats new, that is decisive.

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