Cobra vs The Smiler


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StatCobraThe Smiler
Height56 ft98 ft
Speed31 mph53 mph
Inversions014
Throughputest.400 rph1050 rph
Build Costest.4.6 $m28.1 $m
Vintage20062013

Vintage is the reversed stat — the older ride wins. Every number here is the same one printed on the card; see /methodology for how Build Cost and Throughput are sourced.

The verdict

The Smiler takes it 5–1, and the 1 Cobra does win is the whole of its case.

Cobra is a steel Bobsled Coaster coaster at Paultons Park, GB, built by Gerstlauer. The Smiler is a steel Infinity Coaster coaster at Alton Towers, GB, built by Gerstlauer.

Both are in GB, which puts them in the same conversation for anyone planning a trip there.

They come from the same drawing office: Gerstlauer. That makes the gaps below a question of brief and budget rather than engineering house style.

Both are steel-track, so nothing here is the usual steel-versus-wood argument in disguise.

Stat by stat

  • Height goes to The Smiler at 98 ft against 56 ft — nearly double.
  • Speed goes to The Smiler at 53 mph against 31 mph — nearly double.
  • The Smiler inverts 14 times against nothing at all from Cobra — the widest kind of gap there is on this stat.
  • Throughput goes to The Smiler at 1,050 rph against 400 rph — more than double.
  • Build Cost goes to The Smiler at 28.1 $m against 4.6 $m — in another class entirely.
  • Vintage is reversed, so Cobra's 2006 takes it from The Smiler's 2013 — 7 years in it.

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